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I'm really not one for traditional mascots, but Timber Joey is different. Anybody who physically chainsaws a log during a game is alright by me.

Which is why I urge you guys to vote for Timber Joey at this competition. He's the only one who's not a suit wearing buffoon made only to appease the kids. Something I can definitely get behind!

9 months ago Stumptown-lg_tiny Geoff Gibson 9 comments 0 recs  | 

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Timber Joey should get a bye to the winners circle.

Seriously, if he doesn’t win this thing by a landslide something is very, very wrong.

by JKern on Aug 12, 2011 10:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.

Is there even a contest?

Jag kom, jag såg, erövrade jag.

by Kejsare on Aug 12, 2011 12:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

My lord

the rest of MLS mascots are horrible

Say it ain't Cho

by Sean in Vancouver on Aug 13, 2011 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My thoughts exactly

A freaking lion? A blue alien frog?

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Aug 14, 2011 1:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

Benny the Beaver? The Duck? Blaze the Trail Cat???

Contributing editor to Stumptown Footy the Portland Timbers SBN blog.

by Ryan Gates on Aug 14, 2011 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vote early and vote often

The contest is bracket style so be sure to head back for the later rounds. Joey is currently cleaning the floor with SKC’s black doggie (87-13). The quarter finals end Monday at midnight.

by hazletok on Aug 14, 2011 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

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