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A close up of the Timbers youngest Colombian striker in his new Timbers training kit: Jose Adolfo Valencia.

I've got some pictures of Hanyer Mosquera as well that I'll show off later.

4 months ago Stumptown-lg_tiny Geoff Gibson 23 comments 0 recs  | 

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Bienvenidos!

Jag kom, jag såg, erövrade jag.

by Kejsare on Jan 23, 2012 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

Trencito!

Wonder if the fauxhawk makes him more aerodynamic

by vitaminx on Jan 23, 2012 3:02 PM PST reply actions  

I think it's more about the lack of other hair

I’m no mohawkologist, but I believe a fauxhawk is where there is still hair on the sides of the head but that it’s taller on top; the fauxhawk is something seen generally on frat boys who are afraid to shave their heads.

by pdb on Jan 23, 2012 3:56 PM PST up reply actions   2 recs

That would be awesome

but it’ll more than likely just say his last name

by vitaminx on Jan 23, 2012 3:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know...

Futty has “Futty” instead of “Danso”

(First post after lurking for 1.5 years!)

"I'm not blind, I'm deaf, I'm halfway to a ref!" (Well technically I'm 1/3rd of the way since I can properly call offsides, but that doesn't sound as catchy..)

by Half-Ref on Jan 23, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks for making your presence known!

As far as the name on the jersey goes… MLS has a long history of being absolutely crazy when it comes to what goes on the back of a jersey. A couple years ago Hercules Gomez got into a big row with the league over not being allowed to have “Hercules” on his jersey while native Brazilians like Fred were allowed to put whatever they wanted on there as it was part of their “cultural heritage”.

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by William Conwell on Jan 23, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions  

So what I am saying is...

Who knows. I hope he gets Trencito, though.

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by William Conwell on Jan 23, 2012 5:47 PM PST up reply actions  

WELCOME

Jag kom, jag såg, erövrade jag.

by Kejsare on Jan 23, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

But didn't Futty not know his real name until he was older?

I remember that from an interview one time.

Jag kom, jag såg, erövrade jag.

by Kejsare on Jan 23, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

he went by Futty his whole life?

thats awesome, I wish everyone called me a cool nickname

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 23, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah

Having talked to him a couple of times about that I can confirm that rumor. He did not hear his first name until he was 6 or 7 because he was always called Futty at home, I presume it was because of school that he heard his real name for the first time.

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by Ryan Gates on Jan 23, 2012 10:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome to the madhouse!

Grab a nametag (oh, wait, you have one already), grab a plate, and dig in!

Blazers win!

by The X-man on Jan 23, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Awesome!

Great to have you comment.

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by Ryan Gates on Jan 23, 2012 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

That is a true mohawk!

Needs to grow it out a bit. Or would that interfere with headers?

I wonder about how much playing time he’s going to be getting. If the Timbers don’t sign another striker, he’ll be getting a lot of work.

by HikinGDub on Jan 23, 2012 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

Agreed

The big question surrounding the Timbers is whether they are going to be able to find and sign another striker. I am really glad to see Eddie Johnson back, and send big blessings that the can avoid another blow to the head, and contribute this season. I really liked what I saw during his all-too-brief time on the pitch last year. But I am betting we will see a variety of combinations early in the season. That all important chemistry is hard to define, and finding the right mix of pace and passing and toughness inside the box (which we lacked last season) is going to be interesting go watch.

And, oh yeah, Timbers training camp has started – woohoo!!!

by Dharmabum on Jan 23, 2012 8:04 PM PST up reply actions  

I really want to see someone rock one of these

Just so I can see them do a header and pop a ball

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 23, 2012 10:18 PM PST reply actions  

Not him! He's an idiot!

I was thinking more like Neymar.

Great, now I’m going to have Denver Nugget nightmares…

by HikinGDub on Jan 23, 2012 10:25 PM PST up reply actions  

if they ever do a remake of Hook, he'd be a great Rufio

#justsayin, #trademarked

I JUST WANT MY BASKETBALL BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sean in Vancouver on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 AM PST up reply actions  

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