10) the portland basketball arena seats the same amount of fans as the soccer stadium. 9) Portland knows beer. 8) thats a guy wearing a dress. 7) can i get a larger stadium. 6) thats not patchouli in the seats behind us, it is 4-20! 5) where do they get these referees? 4) this is football not soccer. 3) i need a couple more players. 2) Timbers' Army... i can't hear you. 1) my grandfather invented a whiskey and later proclaimed himself to be a doctor.