10) the portland basketball arena seats the same amount of fans as the soccer stadium.
9) Portland knows beer.
8) thats a guy wearing a dress.
7) can i get a larger stadium.
6) thats not patchouli in the seats behind us, it is 4-20!
5) where do they get these referees?
4) this is football not soccer.
3) i need a couple more players.
2) Timbers' Army... i can't hear you.
1) my grandfather invented a whiskey and later proclaimed himself to be a doctor.
Alright guys, I don't believe I have to say this but, just in case, please do not submit anything racist, homophobic, sexist or otherwise not appropriate for even the younger Timbers fans.