Timbers midfielder nee defender Lovel Palmer has misplaced the damning photos that have kept him in the lineup regardless of what he can or can't do, or has or hasn't done, Timbers fans hope.

"Now that I know those photos aren't an immediate threat, maybe I can come up with a central midfield pairing that doesn't create nothing whatsoever, that does have two players capable of contributing offensively, or has a partner for Chara that doesn't exhaust him entirely. That dress was entirely the wrong color for me anyway adding embarrassment upon embarrassment," maybe Spencer would say at some point.

Though the misplacement of the photos is surrounded in mystery, a darkly clothed man matching the description of midfielder Eric Alexander was seen skulking around Palmer's apartment the night they disappeared.