The karmic alignment of the universe has determined that the Timbers will win the 2013 MLS Cup.
Assuming PTFC gets a result versus Chivas, the team will finish in the top three in the Western Conference. That is then followed by the two-game semi-final and then the two-game conference final, culminating in the MLS Cup match.
The Final will be the Timbers' 107th match since joining MLS. How could we not win it? I rest my case.