The Players
Kalif Alhassan assists: 1 (6.5)
Diego Chara fouls conceded per 90': 2.06 (2.6)
Futty Danso games played: 0 (6.5)
Bright Dike reserve league goals: 0 (4.5)
Steven Evans minutes played: 0 (9.5)
Mobi Fehr reserve league yellow cards: 0 (2.5)
Jake Gleeson games started: 0 (2.5)
Michael Harrington assists: 0 (3.5)
David Horst goals against average: -- (2)
Andrew Jean-Baptiste games started: 3 (27.5)
Jack Jewsbury games played: 1 (22.5)
Will Johnson minutes played: 270 (2200)
Ryan Johnson goals: 1 (9.5)
Ryan Kawulok unused substitution: 0 (4.5)
Milos Kocic saves per 90': -- (3)
Ryan Miller games started: 2 (30.5)
Hanyer Mosquera games suspended: 0 (1.5)
Darlington Nagbe goal of the week nominations: 0 (1.5)
Michael Nanchoff games played: 0 (12.5)
Brent Richards twitter followers: 1575 (1750)
Donovan Ricketts shutouts: 0 (4.5)
Sebastian Rincon reserve league assists: 0 (5.5)
Mikael Silvestre assists: 0 (2.5)
Dylan Tucker-Gangnes: 0 (4.5)
Jose Adolfo Valencia: 0 (8.5)
Diego Valeri goals and assists: 1 (17.5)
Rodney Wallace goals: 1 (3.5)
Ben Zemanski passing completion percentage: 62% (80%)
Sal Zizzo penalties earned: 0 (1.5)
The Timbers
Points: 2 (42.5)
Place in Western Conference: 7th (5.5th)
Place Overall: 15th (12.5th)
Goals scored: 5 (42.5)
Goals conceded: 6 (49.5)
Shutouts: 0 (7.5)
Roster changes since 3/3: 0 (2.5)
Merritt Paulson's tweets per day: 3.6 (3.55)
Highest minutes played: 270 (2900)
The League
Longest suspension: 2 (6.5)
Number of goals by golden boot winner: 4 (18.5)
Number of hat-tricks: 1 (6.5)
Minutes in longest keeper shutout streak: 249 (400)
Colombians in MLS: 20 (19.5)
Canadians in MLS: 12 (12.5)
0-0 ties: 3 (20.5)
Average attendance: 18,434 (18,900)