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Valeri's Celebration -- New Heights of Awesome.

I haven't found any video of the whole thing, but it was this incredible 5 part suite ---

1)Jazz hands into a

2)PIANO SOLO!! followed by

3) Draws a bow to fire an arrow but ends up

4)Shooting a pistol and then

5)Delivering a rocket of an uppercut.

Untold.

A gauntlet if ever one was laid down.

Have you ever seen a piano solo in a celebration?!

By the by, if ya haven't heard, he pronounces it VA-le-ri, rhymes with salary. Something about being an Italian derivative.

So, um, I'm in love. Hands off bitches.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

Alright guys, I don't believe I have to say this but, just in case, please do not submit anything racist, homophobic, sexist or otherwise not appropriate for even the younger Timbers fans.

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