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There's a Dumpster Fire in LA

MLS isn't exactly installing a new rack of servers to spew out streams of tonight's classico between Toronto and Goats LA. It's hard to imagine a worse match this season. Even the editors over at MLS can't pick a winner. It's hard. One thinks Toronto will win road points, but that is hardly likely. Two think Chivas will hold home field, but that seems even less likely. Three are calling for a draw, but seriously someone has just got to lose. I guess the only fitting outcome is a 1-1 draw. Chivas tallies on a Toronto own goal. Toronto misses a PK, but scores on the re-try as the keeper came off his line on the first miss. A Flurry of red and yellow cards ensue. Both teams finish playing 8 a side. Actually, that could be a hoot. I gotta go grab a 6 of the last bottles of Drifter surviving in PDX and tune in.

Alright guys, I don't believe I have to say this but, just in case, please do not submit anything racist, homophobic, sexist or otherwise not appropriate for even the younger Timbers fans.

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