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Contest: Pick the New Hashtag To Appear On San Jose's Kits

Amidst backlash over the decision to include the Twitter hashtag "#neversaydie" on the new primary and secondary kits just released, the San Jose Earthquakes are now looking for a new social media pandering to blazon on their shirts. Said 'Quakes owner Lew Wolff: "We thought the hashtag was a good touch, the Goonies and all that jazz. Turns out, people don't like it as much as we thought. So we're looking for a new hashtag, one with a lot of zing and fitting of an MLS Cup winner." When reporters pointed out the fact that San Jose has not won MLS Cup in a decade, Wolff replied "What?" before mumbling something about a Steven Lenhart furby giveaway. San Jose will be taking submissions for the new and improved hashtag from now until the beginning of the season. So, what do you think the Twitter world will be saying about the San Jose Earthquakes in 2014?

Alright guys, I don't believe I have to say this but, just in case, please do not submit anything racist, homophobic, sexist or otherwise not appropriate for even the younger Timbers fans.

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