I had an idea for a nickname for the new (assumed) starting CB pair when twitter news broke that the Timbers will be trialing Sulley Mohammed, an 18 year old forward from Ghana. As a result I'm pairing the two in this fan post.
Looks like Mohammed is the leading scorer in the Ghana Premier League and he plays for their youth national team. His current team doesn't want to sell him within the league so they are looking to move him abroad. Basically nothing on him out there but an article refers to him as a poacher, and another describes him as a hold up capable lone forward, so who knows.
As for a center back pairing nickname...I'm thinking, the Magnitude Line, or maybe the Order of Magnitude. Why? Because...Pa-Pap! Community fans anyone?
EDIT: Looks like it wasn't Sulley Mohammed, but Francis Dadzie, another 18 year old Ghanaian forward.
(@bobkellet first posted the link - at least as far as I can tell)