I figured I would share this because it made me laugh more than once. Richard Farley is actually my least favorite reporter on NBC's Pro Soccer Talk, but he really nailed it here. It's a month by month alternative narrative for how the season will go. For example, Wilmer Cabrera leading Chivas USA to top of the West which results in him being offered the LA Lakers coaching gig. My personal favorite was the reference to Collin as a wight or Other from Game of Thrones.