Portland Timbers vs. D.C. United Highlights: A Second Bite of the Apple

Steve Dykes-USA TODAY Sports

A win? A win!

The Portland Timbers finally got a win this season with their 3-2 victory over D.C. United yesterday. It was a match full of chances and neat misses as well as three exciting goals for the Timbers.

The highlight highlights include the unfortunate pronunciations of the Comcast Sports Net (United's home feed) announcers, particularly of "Footie Dan-Sue." The second half of the highlights mysteriously switches over to the ROOT Sports feed, just in time to hear Keith Bleyer talk about the Timbers getting their first win, moments before D.C. equalize for the second time.

Most gif-able moment: Will Johnson' head shaking. ~5:28

Best call: "Urruti. A second bite of the apple... And he scores! It tastes so good!" ~7:18

What was the best moment of the match against D.C.? Were there any moments that got left out of the match highlights?

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