Twitter happened again. Involving you-know-who. Screen caps took place. Internet ink can never disappear.
Credit to Ryan Pollard (@rdpollard) for the question and preservation of the material I am about to show you.
Normal Twitter Stuff - Pay Attention to the Timbers Logo
Read from the bottom tweet up.
I have a game of Timbers Mad Libs: Then Merritt ___________ (verb) his ___________ (noun of social media communication no more than a set number of characters).
Well, that was easy.
We all win. Except Merritt for letting the cat out of the bag a little early and revealing a facet of their business plan next year that involves moving away from the badge with "Portland Timbers" on it, to none at all. Nostalgists are still not appeased.