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A Badge for Every Season - When Secondary Becomes Primary

Twitter happened again. Involving you-know-who. Screen caps took place. Internet ink can never disappear.

Credit to Ryan Pollard (@rdpollard) for the question and preservation of the material I am about to show you.

Normal Twitter Stuff - Pay Attention to the Timbers Logo

The Revelation

Read from the bottom tweet up.

I have a game of Timbers Mad Libs: Then Merritt ___________ (verb) his ___________ (noun of social media communication no more than a set number of characters).

Well, that was easy.

Conclusion

We all win. Except Merritt for letting the cat out of the bag a little early and revealing a facet of their business plan next year that involves moving away from the badge with "Portland Timbers" on it, to none at all. Nostalgists are still not appeased.

Alright guys, I don't believe I have to say this but, just in case, please do not submit anything racist, homophobic, sexist or otherwise not appropriate for even the younger Timbers fans.

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