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Sounder at Heart put a lot of work into their list of 74 things that make the fishing village to the north a superior place. The Timbers have a game today, so I don't have time for a long rebuttal.
One reason Portland is better did come immediately to mind, though:
I will be sure to update this at the end of the day to reflect the Timbers' new place on the table.