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The Final Showdown: Dempsey or Stott - who/what do we dislike most in the Timbers universe?


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And then there were 2 worthy candidates

For the last two weeks, many have competed for the crown as the greatest irritant in the Timbers universe. Worthy contenders have fallen by the wayside leaving only two standing. Clint Dempsey reaching the finals was completely predictable. Kevin Stott on the other hand is more of a Cinderella Story.

In previous articles we've covered the qualifications of our two worthy opponents. You can choose between an arrogant and petulant flounder prima-donna, or Point-to-the-spot Stott.

It's quite an accomplishment for both individuals. Dempsey easily outpaced: Pa Modou Kah, Troy Perkings, MLS lack of Transparency, the hideous chevron kit, Sigi's belly, the LOLtras, Oscar Pereja's kleenex, Roger Lavesque, Baboucarr Jallow, the Mosquera Era, Scalpers, Vancouver Divers, groupon fans, Starfire, and the flounders hideous uniform colors.

Stott overcame evil-overlord Don Garber, the squad rotation at Philly, Gavin Wilkinson, MLS mouthpiece Simon Borg, MLS column inch legend Frank Lampard, fellow nightmare Ricardo Salazar, Jumbotron/PA cheerleaders, the SAP play by play on Unimas, Evil Steven Lenhart, degraded beer choice at PP, Alan Gordon, Merritt Paulson's twitter feed, Caleb Porter's postgame pressers and unwanted trolling from our misbehaving little brothers to the north.

So here it is for all the marbles: who do you dislike more?

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Do you want the 'Favorite' in Dempsey, or the feisty Cinderella Stott?

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