Around the Forest: Ridgy Beer Edition

From the Wide World of Soccer:

Sporting KC grabs a piece of MLS history, becoming the first team ever to hold an opponent to just one shot for a regular season game. They did it against the Galaxy earlier in the season, and against the Sounders again yesterday. [Missouri Net]

Speaking of Sporting KC, Olympiakos has apparently made a $3 million dollar for Dom Dwyer. In not at all related news, Greek officials are bracing for a shortage of hair product in the country. [Goal.com]

Drogba and Giovinco each had hat tricks yesterday, so uh, really good if your MLS fantasy team leans Canadian. [BeIN]

A look at Brian Rowe, the former Timber and current Galaxy goaltender who caused us all to drink a little harder on Saturday, and the breakout season he’s having. [Register-Guard]

ESPN floats the idea of Sigi Schmid’s job being in jeopardy. [ESPNFC]

Lionel Messi dyed his hair blonde. He looks like an early aughts teenager who heard an Eminem album for the first time and was overcome by the profundity of the lyrics. [Planet Futbol]

An interview with Kenwyne Jones about why he wanted to join Atlanta FC. [Telegraph]

The Guardian dives into the strife between US Soccer and NWSL. [Guardian]

Right in Stumptown:

Zarek talks about scoring his first goal. [Oregon Live]

Caleb Porter’s press conference. [Timbers.com]

Liam Ridgewell is collaborating with Hop Works on his own beer. Beer is also my preferred method of rehab for hamstring or any other soft tissue injuries.