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On the first day of Christmas Portland Thorns gave to me...

SOCCER: NOV 22 MLS Cup Playoffs Western Conference Round One - FC Dallas at Portland Timbers Photo by Brian Murphy/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

On the first day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

On the second day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

2018 NCAA Division I Women’s Soccer Championship Photo by Timothy Nwachukwu/NCAA Photos via Getty Images

On the third day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Washington Spirit v Portland Thorns FC

On the fourth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

OL Reign v Portland Thorns FC Photo by Craig Mitchelldyer/ISI Photos/Getty Images

On the fifth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

OL Reign v Portland Thorns FC Photo by Craig Mitchelldyer/ISI Photos/Getty Images

On the sixth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

OL Reign v Portland Thorns FC Photo by Craig Mitchelldyer/ISI Photos/Getty Images

On the seventh day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

7 goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

2020 NWSL Challenge Cup - Quarterfinal - North Carolina Courage v Portland Thorns FC Photo by Maddie Meyer/Getty Images

On the eighth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

8 dominant defenders

7 goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Portland Thorns FC v Utah Royals FC Photo by Rob Gray/ISI Photos/Getty Images

On the ninth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

9 Dunn [USWNT] caps

8 dominant defenders

7 goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Holland v USA -International Friendly Women Photo by Laurens Lindhout/Soccrates/Getty Images

On the tenth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

10 total matches

9 Dunn [USWNT] caps

8 dominant defenders

7 goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Portland Thorns FC v Utah Royals FC Photo by Rob Gray/ISI Photos/Getty Images

On the eleventh day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

11 sad Courage players

10 total matches

9 Dunn [USWNT] caps

8 dominant defenders

7 Goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Portland Thorns FC v North Carolina Courage

On the twelfth day of Christmas

Portland Thorns gave to me:

Over 12 thousand dollars donated

11 sad Courage players

10 total matches

9 Dunn [USWNT] caps

8 dominant defenders

7 goals conceded

6 Sinclair goals

5 World Cup winners

4 forwards scoring

3 world-class keepers

2 new signings

and The Great Horan with her dog Fergi

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Thorns fans!