Queue the theme music
Baby if you ever think about me,
And wonder whatever became of me?
I'm coaching on the pitch in Cincinnati.
And trying to squeeze a goal out of A-di.
Got tired of the sackings and the sackings.
Geordies, Palace, West Brom on the pile.
Maybe victories were never meant to be.
Taking relegation with a cheery smile.
I'm coaching on a pitch in Cincinnati
And Cincinnati is pure-KRP